Don't be yourself - be someone a little nicer.
The neurotic believes that life has meaning, but that his life hasn't.
The trouble with women is men; the trouble with men, men.
We come late, if at all, to wine and philosophy: whiskey and action are easier.
We always prefer war on our own terms to peace on someone else's.
The neurotic doesn't know how to cope with his emotional bills; some he keeps paying over and over, others he never pays at all.