Money: in its absence, we are coarse; in its presence, we are vulgar.

Good food, good sex, good digestion, good sleep: to these basic animal pleasures, man has added nothing but the good cigarette.

Those who turn to God for comfort may find comfort but I do not think they will find God.

Grasp your opportunities, no matter how poor your health; nothing is worse for your health than boredom.

Learn a little of anything, and you're ready to proselytize.

Anywhere you go liking everyone, everyone will be likeable.

Money is much more exciting than anything it buys.