Money: in its absence, we are coarse; in its presence, we are vulgar.

The next voice you hear will undoubtedly be your own.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn't matter.

The neurotic listens to weather reports about Small Craft Warnings, and he thinks: They're talking about me.

People are like birds: on the wing, all beautiful; up close, all beady little eyes.

The only mothers it is safe to forget on Mother's Day are the good ones.

There are now electrical appliances with the main unit so sealed in that it cannot be got at for repair. There have always been human beings like that.