Money: in its absence, we are coarse; in its presence, we are vulgar.

I often pray, though I'm not really sure Anyone's listening; and I phrase it carefully, just in case He's literary.

No good neurotic finds it difficult to be both opinionated and indecisive.

Every creature stalks some other, catches it, and is caught.

The neurotic usually obeys his own Golden Rule: Hate thy neighbor as thyself.

A love that lasts for twenty years may be better than love, but it isn't love.

The poor have the same basic pleasures as the rich, and the rich will always resent it.