Philosophy teaches a man that he can't take it with him; taxes teach him he can't leave it behind either.
Self-confidence grows on trees, in other people's orchards.
Pull yourself together' is seldom said to anyone who can.
Men never know how tired they are till their wives sit them down for a nice long talk.
Women go to beauty parlors for the unmussed look men hate.
Few of us could bear to have ourselves for neighbors.