Good food, good sex, good digestion, good sleep: to these basic animal pleasures, man has added nothing but the good cigarette.
Acedia is not in every dictionary; just in every heart.
I've been hiding from God, and I'm appalled to find how easy it is.
In the theater, as in life, we prefer a villain with a sense of humor to a hero without one.
A perfect marriage is one in which "I'm sorry" is said just often enough.
Too much money is as demoralizing as too little, and there's no such thing as exactly enough.