Whatever we worship, short of God, is sure to be our undoing.
The way the neurotic sees it: bars on his door mean that he's locked in; bars on your door mean that he's locked out.
Healthy parakeets have the nervous energy of tennis players.
Neurotics are always looking for something new to overdo.
The only mothers it is safe to forget on Mother's Day are the good ones.
People will disapprove of you if you're unhappy, or if you're happy in The Wrong Way.