Everybody can write; writers can't do anything else.

The neurotic is always half-drowning in anxiety, and always being half-rescued.

Neurosis is no worse than a bad cold; you ache all over, and it's made you a mess, but you won't die from it.

With each passing year, one has less to say, and knows better how to say it.

The three horrors of modern life - talk without meaning, desire without love, work without satisfaction.

There's nothing wrong with most men's egos that the kowtowing of a headwaiter can't cure.

We cough because we can't help it, but others do it on purpose.