Thank you for nothing.

The cleverest character in comedy is the clown, for he who would make people take him for a fool, must not be one.

The pen is the tongue of the soul; as are the thoughts engendered there, so will be the things written.

Arms are my ornaments, warfare my repose.

For let us women be never so ill-favored, I imagine that we are always delighted to hear ourselves called handsome.

Wit and humor do not reside in slow minds.

The most difficult character in comedy is that of the fool, and he must be no simpleton that plays that part.