Thank you for nothing.

Wine in excess keeps neither secrets nor promises.

Forewarned, forearmed; to be prepared is half the victory.

Never stand begging for that which you have the power to earn.

All sorrows are less with bread.

When you are at Rome, do as you see.

I follow a more easy, and, in my opinion, a wiser course, namely--to inveigh against the levity of the female sex, their fickleness, their double-dealing, their rotten promises, their broken faith, and, finally, their want of judgment in bestowing their affections.