When you make movies, you've picked the most expensive art form, and somebody has to pay for it. You kind of owe it to them to at least let them know how you expect to make it as accessible to as many people as you can, given the story you're telling.

Stealing, you'll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it.

You ought to try being cruel to some people.

They say it figures MTV would do such a vulgar, awful, horrible show and they completely miss that it's satirizing the people who watch MTV.

I'm sorry I can't get into Scooby Doo on any level.

I like the Stooges. You know what movie I saw that I sort of discovered late was Jerry Lewis in 'The Nutty Professor'. I really liked that.

I've seen a lot of pairs of guys that have been hanging out together way too long-until they're laughing all the time.