I've seen a lot of pairs of guys that have been hanging out together way too long-until they're laughing all the time.

They don't make you pay for the humor. It's up and down, but they're trying to give you as many laughs as possible in 2 minutes. They are the most honest comedians ever.

It's amazing what we can get away with and what we can't. But it's not for me to decide.

Yeah, sometimes it gets a little sappy for me, but I'm tired of hearing about dysfunctional families in sitcoms. That's been done to death, and that's probably what everybody expected from me. But that's not what I wanted to do.

I probably drive casting people crazy because I'm not thinking about actors so much as real people.

Stealing, you'll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it.

Beauty and the Beast seemed like it all was really brown. The whole thing was just so brown and orange and yellow, like Burger King or something. I don't think I would have liked Beauty and the Beast at any age.