I've seen a lot of pairs of guys that have been hanging out together way too long-until they're laughing all the time.

It was really weird, when this thing started, to hear lawyers and MTV people calling me and actually saying 'ButtHead.' People tried to avoid it too.

You ought to try being cruel to some people.

Stealing, you'll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it.

I went to a Catholic high school and it seemed like every time I drew something for a class project, it either got thrown away by the teacher or something.

Then there was a kid in the neighborhood about three blocks away, his name was Bobby Beavis.

I often feel that my life, much like my shows, will end on a cliffhanger.