You ought to try being cruel to some people.

Stealing, you'll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it.

I've seen a lot of pairs of guys that have been hanging out together way too long-until they're laughing all the time.

They don't make you pay for the humor. It's up and down, but they're trying to give you as many laughs as possible in 2 minutes. They are the most honest comedians ever.

I actually saw a kid and went home and drew him. I don't even know who he was. I was buying a TV set in Circuit City. I was looking at this kid and he was kind of standing there, staring off into space. Kids are pretty chubby nowadays because of all the fast-food places. I grew up eating fast food but now everything is double beef and double cheese. So there are a lot of these chubby boys with long, baggy shorts.

It's amazing what we can get away with and what we can't. But it's not for me to decide.

There was a time when cell animation was poison, but after Family Guy now everyone wants it.