Everywhere I go, people come up to me on the street and ask me if there’s going to be another one!

Here's the plan. We get the warhead and we hold the world ransom for... ONE MILLION DOLLARS!

The Holy Roman Empire was neither holy nor Roman nor an empire. Discuss.

Very good training to just be a person is growing up in Canada. People say a lot of things about Canada, like that it's boring, but if you look around the world, you can praise boring. It's a very civilized place to grow up. I'm very proud of it.

Silly is you in a natural state, and serious is something you have to do until you can get silly again.

Most comedians want to be the architect of their own embarrassment. They have horrible self-esteem issues. I would rather push myself into the mud. I don't want to be pushed into the mud. I think that is probably true. I think most people struggle with self-acceptance. But comedians get a chance to self externalize.

Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you're 12, but every day.