Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you're 12, but every day.

I think that there are a lot of great studio people but the fewer voices in my head when I'm getting out a draft, the better. I just get it out and then I'll listen to all manner of good ideas. And that's what happens, too, when I'm touring and doing a character on stage.

Why must I be surrounded by frickin' idiots?

I had a blast, but I still wonder sometimes why they saw me as the perfect guy for this strange character.

Comedy and sausages are the two things that if you know how they're made they affect the appetite.

My dad sold encyclopedias and my mom worked in a factory office.

Canada is a country of ingredients without a cuisine; we're a country with musicians without an indigenous instrument; Toronto's a city that doesn't even have a dish named after it.