Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you're 12, but every day.

The Holy Roman Empire was neither holy nor Roman nor an empire. Discuss.

Austin sounds a little bit like Aston Martin, which is the type of car James Bond would drive.

Oh, you know, driving around, coming to a stop sign and an entire family, from 8 to 80, will be looking at me with that Dr. Evil look - pinkie on the mouth.

Dr. Evil got shortchanged in the first one. The family dynamic between Scott and Dr. Evil - the adventures of being an evil single parent - needed to be explored.

I love making comedy. I never stopped loving it. I will continue to love it and I can't believe that I get to do it.

My dad loved to laugh. He was very funny and very silly.