I love making comedy. I never stopped loving it. I will continue to love it and I can't believe that I get to do it.

So they ended up turning this little twenty eight page book into the movie. And it's all about this stinky, smelly ogre who doesn't care what anybody thinks of him.

Here's the plan. We get the warhead and we hold the world ransom for... ONE MILLION DOLLARS!

Uh oh, this guy needs coffee and croolers stat.

And I loved the whole idea behind the story, which is that you're beautiful, so don't let other people tell you that you're not just because you don't look like the people in magazines. Or because you're not that weird ideal body image that's out there right now.

And I thought, when I have kids, that's the sort of well told, silly, and fun fairy tale that I would want to take them to. But it was an amazing experience. And I think Shrek is a real classic, a fairy tale classic.

The Holy Roman Empire was neither holy nor Roman nor an empire. Discuss.