The peanut is neither a pea nor a nut. Discuss.

Marriage can be viewed as the waiting room for death.

You can't think of risks. I have nothing to lose. You either make something that you like, or you don't, and you throw it to the universe.

When I graduated from high school, I got accepted to York University, Fine Arts film program.

At every point I wished that I was born English. They need to make it colder in here. You could hang meat in this room. But, yeah...I grew up in a very English household. My folks were from Liverpool. I've said this before, but there is nothing more English than an Englishman that no longer lives in England.

I'm basically a sexless geek. Look at me, I have pasty-white skin, I have acne scars and I'm five-foot-nothing. Does that sound like a real sexual dynamo to you?

Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you're 12, but every day.