Most comedians want to be the architect of their own embarrassment. They have horrible self-esteem issues. I would rather push myself into the mud. I don't want to be pushed into the mud. I think that is probably true. I think most people struggle with self-acceptance. But comedians get a chance to self externalize.

Anyone who tells you fatherhood is the greatest thing that can happen to you, they are understating it.

If I went by all the rejection I've had in my career, I should have given up a long time ago.

Uh oh, this guy needs coffee and croolers stat.

When I graduated from high school, I got accepted to York University, Fine Arts film program.

I can be described as many things, but no description of me is complete without saying 'Englishman.' My parents were from Liverpool and emigrated to Canada before I was born.

I grew up in Toronto and as long as I can remember, as long as there was cable, even those old cable boxes that were wired to the TV, there have been Bollywood movies on Toronto TV.