If I went by all the rejection I've had in my career, I should have given up a long time ago.

Here's the plan. We get the warhead and we hold the world ransom for... ONE MILLION DOLLARS!

Well, I like how people talk. I like language. You know, Linda Richman spoke in Yiddish.

I'm basically a sexless geek. Look at me, I have pasty-white skin, I have acne scars and I'm five-foot-nothing. Does that sound like a real sexual dynamo to you?

Dad was in the British Army and my mom was in the Royal Air Force, so both of my parents believed in discipline.

Most comedians want to be the architect of their own embarrassment. They have horrible self-esteem issues. I would rather push myself into the mud. I don't want to be pushed into the mud. I think that is probably true. I think most people struggle with self-acceptance. But comedians get a chance to self externalize.

It's hard to be super full of yourself in Canada. If there was a motto of Canada, it would be, "Who do you think you are, eh?"