Enlightenment is lightening up.

I can be described as many things, but no description of me is complete without saying 'Englishman.' My parents were from Liverpool and emigrated to Canada before I was born.

If I went by all the rejection I've had in my career, I should have given up a long time ago.

I do miss Saturday Night Live, that's for sure. There's nothing like it. I just hosted, and I felt I'd only been away for a week.

Comedy and sausages are the two things that if you know how they're made they affect the appetite.

Uh oh, this guy needs coffee and croolers stat.

I think that Scottish people, like Canadians, are often misunderstood and what I like about my Scottish friends and relatives is how quickly it can go from love to anger. It's a great dynamic.