Oh, you know, driving around, coming to a stop sign and an entire family, from 8 to 80, will be looking at me with that Dr. Evil look - pinkie on the mouth.
The interesting thing about life is, there is what you think is going to happen, and what actually happens.
Marriage can be viewed as the waiting room for death.
My father was always a straight-up funny guy. He was silly. He was my inspiration.
Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you're 12, but every day.
I think when I have kids and grandchildren I will be very proud to have them watch this movie.