I play the ukulele. I have a great group of friends, and we do things like have battles of the bands - me sometimes on ukulele, but mostly on drums.

Europe is weird songs that would never make it in America.

Marriage can be viewed as the waiting room for death.

Austin sounds a little bit like Aston Martin, which is the type of car James Bond would drive.

The peanut is neither a pea nor a nut. Discuss.

I grew up in Toronto and as long as I can remember, as long as there was cable, even those old cable boxes that were wired to the TV, there have been Bollywood movies on Toronto TV.

I'm basically a sexless geek. Look at me, I have pasty-white skin, I have acne scars and I'm five-foot-nothing. Does that sound like a real sexual dynamo to you?