I’m the one who requires a nice scratch behind my ears, and then I’ll tap my toe, and that’ll be fine.

Friday means popcorn and multiplexes, speaking of movies, and it is the multi that is the problem. So many movie screens. The struggle of what to put on them.

The only single guy driving a minivan is a guy whose mother bought the van 16 years ago...

I’m the one who requires a nice scratch behind my ears, and then I’ll tap my toe, and that’ll be fine.

The lie is, even if you do work out, you'll never look like Madonna. That's the lie.

Turkey's great if you're one of those people who can't sleep on planes because when the tryptophan kicks in, it's no problem.

And believe it or not, a new record from Philly's greatest, the Roots. It's kind of bitter sweet, to be honest. Well, maybe not so bitter. It's called "Rising Down."