The lie is, even if you do work out, you'll never look like Madonna. That's the lie.

I was wondering, do we get the best of Swedish music or just the best of Swedish music that speaks English? Sweden has a population of nine million. And with all these acts coming out it just seems like very ripe for musical success. I don't know how they do it.

The man was reportedly allowed to bring the turkey onboard as a therapy pet because it was an emotional support animal. It's so cute. It had one of those vests saying support animal, do not pet or baste.

I’m the one who requires a nice scratch behind my ears, and then I’ll tap my toe, and that’ll be fine.

The only single guy driving a minivan is a guy whose mother bought the van 16 years ago...

When you're caring with your head, there are the things that we talked about that seems boring in baseball. But when you care about your heart, exactly the boring things - a pitcher looking over to first, a batter stepping out and adjusting his gloves - those are just tiresome to the person who's interested. But to the person who's invested, it just makes everything all the more dramatic.

The lie is, even if you do work out, you'll never look like Madonna. That's the lie.