What you do, who you’re with, and how you feel about the world around you, is completely up to you.

Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? ... Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan.

Good jobs look a lot like kids playing and adults working.

Dirt used to be a badge of honor. Dirt used to look like work. But we've scrubbed the dirt off the face of work and consequently we've created this suspicion of anything that's too dirty.

There's really not a difference between an octopus and, like, a giant pile of snot.

Always flat front. You've got to be deeply suspicious of a man who consciously goes with pleats. Why would you do that?

People with dirty jobs are happier than you think. As a group, they're the happiest people I know.