There's really not a difference between an octopus and, like, a giant pile of snot.

Some jobs are just too hideous to contemplate.

Im a B-list celebrity trying to give it an honest look. They see me do actual work. ... I try to be the viewer with a microphone.

You've got a lot of very, very smart people standing by waiting for somebody else to do the work. Not a recipe for long-term solvency in my opinion.

The search for truth in cyberspace will take you through the wormhole, and there's nothing on the other side but pedants and nitpickers and bottomless ambiguity. If you're not careful, you'll spend all your time proving everything and understanding nothing.

Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? ... Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan.

Don't follow your passion, but always bring it with you.