Short-cuts lead to long delays.

There's really not a difference between an octopus and, like, a giant pile of snot.

Most of the things I do brand wise are both missionary and mercenary in their position, and that's really important to me; that's one of the first things I look at when I say, 'does it make sense to do a deal?'

We are lending money we don't have to kids who can't pay it back to train them for jobs that no longer exist. That's nuts.

Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? ... Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan.

People with dirty jobs are happier than you think. As a group, they're the happiest people I know.

I wouldn't wish any specific thing for any specific person - it's none of my business. But the idea that a four-year degree is the only path to worthwhile knowledge is insane. It's insane.