Always flat front. You've got to be deeply suspicious of a man who consciously goes with pleats. Why would you do that?

Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? ... Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan.

Passion is too important to be without, but too fickle to be guided by. Which is why I’m more inclined to say, 'Don’t Follow Your Passion, But Always Bring it With You.'

Always flat front. You've got to be deeply suspicious of a man who consciously goes with pleats. Why would you do that?

There's really not a difference between an octopus and, like, a giant pile of snot.

It’s about, when did it make sense to say one size fits everybody? It never ever ever made sense to do that, and yet we’re still selling education the same way we sold it when you and I were in high school.

Don't follow your passion, but always bring it with you.