Contrary to popular belief. It's much wiser to take money from the poor than the rich.

It's been my policy to view the Internet not as an 'information highway,' but as an electronic asylum filled with babbling loonies.

When I conducted a beer-rating session last year, I wrote that most American beers taste as if they were brewed through a horse. That offended many people in the American beer industry, as well as patriots who thought I was being subversive in praising foreign beers. I have just read a little-known study of American beers. So I must apologize to the horse. At least with a horse, we'd know what we're getting.

When Michael Jordan quit, I suddenly found myself without a sports hero.

I never went to a John Wayne movie to find a philosophy to live by or to absorb a profound message. I went for the simple pleasure of spending a couple of hours seeing the bad guys lose.

In attacking the young, the liberal, and the black, Daley was in the mainstream of America's mass prejudices. The Democratic party may have suffered by his actions, but Daley came out...even more popular than before because bust their heads was the mood of the land and Daley had swung the biggest club.

Hollywood has always been political. They consider it their right and duty to tell us what is politically good and right.