Reagan's approach will achieve one of the basic goals of the conservative: Things remain basically the same. The rich stay rich and the poor stay poor, or even a little poorer.

It's much harder to be a liberal than a conservative. Why? Because it is easier to give someone the finger than a helping hand.

Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on your income tax.

Hollywood likes to boast that it can elevate the national conscience.

When I asked him how long he had been driving a taxi, he said, Dree mouse.

In attacking the young, the liberal, and the black, Daley was in the mainstream of America's mass prejudices. The Democratic party may have suffered by his actions, but Daley came out...even more popular than before because bust their heads was the mood of the land and Daley had swung the biggest club.

Anyone who gives a surgeon six thousand dollars for breast augmentation should give some thought to investing a little more in brain augmentation.