When I asked him how long he had been driving a taxi, he said, Dree mouse.

In attacking the young, the liberal, and the black, Daley was in the mainstream of America's mass prejudices. The Democratic party may have suffered by his actions, but Daley came out...even more popular than before because bust their heads was the mood of the land and Daley had swung the biggest club.

Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on your income tax.

It's been my policy to view the Internet not as an 'information highway,' but as an electronic asylum filled with babbling loonies.

Anyone who gives a surgeon six thousand dollars for breast augmentation should give some thought to investing a little more in brain augmentation.

When Michael Jordan quit, I suddenly found myself without a sports hero.

Hollywood has always been political. They consider it their right and duty to tell us what is politically good and right.