When I asked him how long he had been driving a taxi, he said, Dree mouse.

Show me somebody who is always smiling, always cheerful, always optimistic, and I will show you somebody who hasn't the faintest idea what the heck is really going on.

Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on your income tax.

Hollywood has always been political. They consider it their right and duty to tell us what is politically good and right.

God tipped the country and all the fruits and nuts rolled west.

When Michael Jordan quit, I suddenly found myself without a sports hero.

It's no coincidence that female interest in the sport of baseball has increased greatly since the ballplayers swapped those wonderful old-time baggy flannel uniforms for leotards.