Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on your income tax.

It's unnatural for people to run around the city streets unless they are thieves or victims. It makes people nervous to see someone running. I know that when I see someone running on my street, my instincts tell me to let the dog go after him.

For some people, being free means being free to keep their feet on someone else's chest.

Hollywood is right. A good and strong movie can have a more powerful social impact than any and all political speeches or newspaper editorials and columns.

Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on your income tax.

Anyone who gives a surgeon six thousand dollars for breast augmentation should give some thought to investing a little more in brain augmentation.

A Pessimist sees the glass as half empty; A Cub Fan wonders when it's gonna spill.