I'm just protecting my children and making sure I pull them in the right direction so they don't end up like me with having to go through all that hardship. They may not survive so it's all about putting them on the right track.

Man is not meant to be humble, he’s meant to be humbled.

Nothing is more humbling than getting your ass kicked.

Everybody's got plans... until they get hit.

I am the most ruthless, brutal champion ever. There is no one who can match me. I want your heart. I want to eat your children.

I don't want to be grotesque, but when you're 330 pounds, it's hard to wipe your a-. You know?

These books ain't window dressing. I think Machiavelli's the most sophisticated writer outside of Shakespeare. Way ahead of his time. Such a manipulative person. Everything he accomplished he did by kissin' ass.