Don't be surprised if I behave like a savage. I am a savage

You can't stay married in a situation where you are afraid to go to sleep in case your wife might cut your throat.

I'm the biggest fighter in the history of the sport. If you don't believe it, check the cash register.

I'm not much for talking. You know what I do. I put guys in body bags when I'm right.

Glen Rice is a wonderful man. He's a wonderful guy, but you want her to be with somebody like [Dennis] Rodman getting up in there. Pushing her guts up into the back of her head

Discipline is doing what you hate to do, but nonetheless doing it like you love it.

One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like an infantile retard.