What really amazed me was when I sent a suit out for cleaning, forgetting that $700 was in the pocket. They sent the suit back to me. If that happened in New York, both money and suit would be gone.

I'm a nut case, but that is what I believe.

I guess I'm going to fade into Bolivian.

Sarah Palin met the wombshifter! Old Sarah and the wombshifter.

I am the most ruthless, brutal champion ever. There is no one who can match me. I want your heart. I want to eat your children.

I'm just like you. I enjoy the forbidden fruits in life, too.

I try to catch them right on the tip of his nose, because I try to punch the bone into the brain.