I've lived places these guys can't defecate in.

You have to compete in life because if you don't have no competition - no competition, no spirit, you know, you'll fall under the slightest struggle.

I don't know, man, I guess I'm gonna fade into Bolivian.

Nothing is more humbling than getting your ass kicked.

I don't want to be grotesque, but when you're 330 pounds, it's hard to wipe your a-. You know?

I'm a dreamer. I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds.

I didn't know how to be any other way. I felt like one of those barbarian kings just coming to conquer the Roman Empire.