Ten years ago, if you asked me where I'd be now, I'd have said F-ing dead. But I'm not dead. I have an awesome life. And I'm just very grateful. That's the one thing I try to convey. Gratitude.

My power is discombobulatingly devastating. It's ludricrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm.

Sometimes you have to wait for the right deal. They all seem good, at least at first, and they may make you some quick money. But when the right deal comes, and it fits into your [overall] plan, it's just overwhelming success. Sometimes, with the long-term deals, you have to take a risk if you're going to get a reward. It's exactly like fighting. Sometimes you have to take chances to get that huge win.

I know at times I come across like a Neanderthal or a babbling idiot, but I like that person.

It doesn’t faze me what anyone says about me. It doesn’t matter what anyone says about me. I’m a totally different entity to what other people think. Michael and Tyson are two different people. I’m Tyson here.

Yes, time flies. And where did it leave you? Old too soon...smart too late.

I don't want to be grotesque, but when you're 330 pounds, it's hard to wipe your a-. You know?