Everybody has a gameplan until he gets hit

I try my best to learn from other people's mistakes. I have a lot of respect for people who can change.

I may have smoked too much weed, but I wasn't taking drugs or anything.

I don't want to be grotesque, but when you're 330 pounds, it's hard to wipe your a-. You know?

My father was a pimp before he became a deacon or something. These people know how to handle women. I'm the worst guy in the world with women. They run circles around me.

You have to feel comfortable being uncomfortable. I'm always comfortable being uncomfortable. And to be comfortable being uncomfortable, I have to hone my discipline, which to me is doing what I have to do, but also doing it like I love it.

You're sweet. I'm going to make sure you kiss me good with those big lips. I'm gonna make you my girlfriend.