I'm gonna make sure you talk about me, and your grandkids and kids after that gonna know about me...your great grandkids will say "wow, wasn't that a bizarre individual?"

I sacrifice so much of my life, can I at least get laid?

I was hittin' him with body punches and I hurt him. Actually he was cryin' in there, makin' woman gestures like

If he's not dead, it doesn't count.

I don't understand why people would want to get rid of pigeons. They don't bother no one.

I just want them to keep bringing guys on and I'am going to strip them of their health. I bring pain a lot of pain.

On stage it's just a wild setting - we have a big screen - hecklers, I'm fighting. It's entertainment, but I want to pierce [the audience's] souls and have them think about what I have to say.