I don't even have Facebook, Twitter or Instagram. Why would I ever want to be viral when I'm not even on the Internet?

It took me five months to lose twenty pounds and it took me hours to gain it back. I mean it was magical how quickly it all happened. Going back to my poor eating habits after having really good eating habits my stomach was a little unsettled.

I was exhausted from fake partying. I was like, "I just danced for nine hours. Goodnight, ladies!"

I think that certain things are funny and certain things are okay to make fun of - including myself.

Mine doesn't even know there is laundry. It just magically gets done.

I mean I think people prepared me for like a lot of green screen [in Oz the Great]. I didn't have a lot of green screen. They build most sets. When this castle was tangible, Emerald City was tangible, the forest, the woods was tangible, the cemetery, everything was there.

I think parenthood is just ripe for comedy. This just happens to be told from the perspective of women.