Mine doesn't even know there is laundry. It just magically gets done.

There might have been guys with enough cajones to send over a drink. If I was hit on today maybe I just don't know it. I told my friend that I never get hit on and he's like, "You're crazy!" But as far as I know, no, I've almost never been hit on.

In a marriage, you and your partner come first. And unless you and your partner are happy, that kid's never going to be happy.

When gay people can get married, then I'll get married.

It's very possible that I could look like a kleptomaniac and a pathological liar and that's why I keep getting hired.

I think parenthood is just ripe for comedy. This just happens to be told from the perspective of women.

I stand by every movie that I did. I don't regret any decision I made.