Another important thing to learn is that kids have a personality that has nothing to do with you.

I think the second you think that you're funny is when you stop being funny.

I enjoy living life and I enjoy going to different restaurants and eating my way through a country and going to different museums and learning about different cultures.

I am not a person of nature. I love to think of myself as one, but I've never even gone camping.

I think that certain things are funny and certain things are okay to make fun of - including myself.

I've never dated. I can say this honestly: I don't know what it's like to date. But also, how am I going to date? I'm not in one state long enough.

I think parenthood is just ripe for comedy. This just happens to be told from the perspective of women.