[Oz the Great] it's not like I had to imagine things, and as far as wire work goes, I had fun with it.

I commend women who wake up 30, 40 minutes early to put on eyeliner. I think it's ­beautiful. I'm just not that person.

Christian Louboutins are uncomfortable, but I screamed the first time I put on a Pointe Shoe.

I think you can get away with so much more offensiveness when you're operating behind a stuffed teddy bear or a cartoon or something that's not real, because it's forgiven. It's like having a little kid in a movie curse - it's funny because it's not natural.

The school was very supportive. The only class that I had to attend every day was biology when we were doing dissections. I would take an 8 a.m. bio class, dissect my animal, and then run to work.

I have an older brother who is 21 and attends UC Berkley.

I think the second you think that you're funny is when you stop being funny.