It saddens me how much fear we've instilled in ourselves.

I started teaching myself, taking a breath or a moment that's not overreacting or having an explosion. It made me such a better person. Let alone a better mother, but also just a better human.

I don't wear makeup. I don't wash my hair every day. It's not something that I associate with myself.

I think parenthood is just ripe for comedy. This just happens to be told from the perspective of women.

It's been the greatest gift that I've been given. Because no matter how much my parents have asked me to be more patient, no matter much my husband has asked me to be more patient, none of it mattered until I had a kid. And then all of sudden I was like, "Oh. I have to be more patient." They were all like, "Yeah! We've been telling you that for twenty years!" And I find it to be a gift. Every day I'm more patient.

Women innately have this weird thing where they try to have a perfect persona - to look perfect, be perfect, act perfect, have their kids look a certain way. Women put so much pressure on themselves.

Five inches of snow in five inch heels, you can't look sexy and you can't look like you know what you're doing because you're fall.