I decided to do a comedy. It's a good mind-set to go into work and be happy every day instead of being in a dark place.

It's very possible that I could look like a kleptomaniac and a pathological liar and that's why I keep getting hired.

The green thing I don't think frightens kids. It frightened me when I was like little because I didn't have the internet and didn't have all these other things that were, you know, in front of me at all times and accessible.

I make myself laugh all the time. I think I'm really funny. I do.

Dads - and people in general - should keep in mind that we as mothers put enough pressure on ourselves. We don't need outside pressure put on us.

In a marriage, you and your partner come first.

Children are f - king crazy. They're also suicidal.