I will say this, though, in regards to laundry. I'll say, "Do you need to wear a new pair of jeans every day?" We've worked on this for the past year and he [Ashton Kutcher] now doesn't need to wear a clean pair of jeans every day. My laundry has gotten cut down immensely.

I've had that conversation! "You had a minute! Why didn't you do that?" So if husbands could read our minds that would be great.

I was actually a pretty good student. My problem was that I didn't know what I wanted to study.

It's been the greatest gift that I've been given. Because no matter how much my parents have asked me to be more patient, no matter much my husband has asked me to be more patient, none of it mattered until I had a kid. And then all of sudden I was like, "Oh. I have to be more patient." They were all like, "Yeah! We've been telling you that for twenty years!" And I find it to be a gift. Every day I'm more patient.

Having a newborn you have to teach yourself what patience is or you'll go crazy.

I showed sideboob. I don't need to show ass. You get one or the other. You don't get both.

You want baby daddy to be one step ahead of you. Which they can't be, so it's a weird thing to ask for. But I have.