I make myself laugh all the time. I think I'm really funny. I do.

It's very possible that I could look like a kleptomaniac and a pathological liar and that's why I keep getting hired.

I've never dated. I can say this honestly: I don't know what it's like to date. But also, how am I going to date? I'm not in one state long enough.

I was never raised to think that I was pretty. It's not that I was raised to think I was unattractive, but it was just never something that was pointed out to me by my family. They would point out personality traits — 'our daughter is really quirky' — versus what I look like, because inevitably, looks go, so it makes no difference.

I've always been a fan of Kate Winslet. She's very classy and a sexy little thing, too.

My mom and my dad wanted my brother and I to have a better life, you know, better education, better jobs. It was probably harder, much, much harder, for my parents. When you're a kid, you can learn a language much more easily; I learned English in less than a year.

I'd rather be in love and have a baby than have a movie.