Even in my revenge fantasy where all I do is exercise, I can still do only twenty-five pull-ups. Pull-ups are tough, no joke.

I just have my characters say my controversial opinions and then hide behind them.

People take things at face value on social media. Earnestness is the assumption.

This book will take you two days to read. Did you even see the cover? It’s mostly pink. If you’re reading this book every night for months, something is not right.

Why is everyone trying to tell me that when you get older it gets better?

I notice that a little bit at The Office, with, like, an actor: If I decided there'd be a certain way in the script, it would still seem open-ended, whereas ... if I was a man I would not have seen that.

One friend with whom you have a lot in common is better than three with whom you struggle to find things to talk about.