You should know I disagree with a lot of traditional advice. For instance, they say the best revenge is living well. I say it’s acid in the face—who will love them now?

Skinny foodie, get away from me.

Bribes and boy bands. That’s all you need to be a babysitter.

When I've acted, and it's not been something I've written or have had at least a hand in writing, I do think there is a controlling side of me that is frustrated by that. And I actually don't think that it's a bad thing, because if I'm going to be in movies, in large part they're going to be movies that I write.

If you are going to ask your crush for their phone number, you are one of the small group of women I am so jealous of.

True love is singing karaoke 'under pressure' and letting the other person sing the Freddie Mercury part.

I have crushes on celebrities or people I meet or see in the coffee shop, and every day I fall in love with three people simply because they said one funny thing or appeared to me in a certain way.