Gratitude is the closest thing to beauty manifested in an emotion

True love is singing karaoke 'under pressure' and letting the other person sing the Freddie Mercury part.

Skinny foodie, get away from me.

I am always surprised at what movie studios think people will want to see. I'm even more surprised at how often they are correct.

I love 'The Office.' I'm in the premiere, and I'm maybe gonna shoot another episode this season, but I've been there since the very beginning, so when I found out this is the last year - I am a good Asian kid who was an A student - I wish I could be there to the end to see things through.

I hated L.A. for a long time, and I wanted to leave it. I had these fantasies of going to 'SNL' and falling in love with some writer on 'SNL,' of getting married and living in New York.

It'd be great to be so famous that if I murder someone, I will never, ever, ever serve any jail time, even if it's totally obvious to everyone that I did it.