I don't want to be skinny. I'm constantly in a state of self-improvement but I don't beat myself up over it.

People ask me all the time how I got hired onto the Office. Another common question is how do I manage to stay so down-to-earth in the face of such incredible success? ... A third frequently asked question is: "Girl, where you from? Trinidad? Guyana? Dominican Republic? You married? You got kids?" This is mostly asked by guys on the sidewalk selling I LOVE NEW YORK paraphernalia in New York City.

I initially thought you were ugly, but then you walked closer to me and I realized you were pretty.

Is this a generation of orphans who are going to the improv to do stand-up?

If I can muster up any allure in my life, at this stage, I wouldn't mind doing that.

One friend with whom you have a lot in common is better than three with whom you struggle to find things to talk about.

I guess when you go to business school you never turn business off.