I don't want to be skinny. I'm constantly in a state of self-improvement but I don't beat myself up over it.

The Tweets that I have written that are most popular are the ones that are the kind of universal girly concerns and observations.

I had to learn a skill set. I think I had the materials to be a good comedy writer.

I'm not into red carpet looks where it's clear the woman wanted to look like a pretty, pretty princess.

I love 'The Office.' I'm in the premiere, and I'm maybe gonna shoot another episode this season, but I've been there since the very beginning, so when I found out this is the last year - I am a good Asian kid who was an A student - I wish I could be there to the end to see things through.

Why didn’t you talk about whether women are funny or not? I just felt that by commenting on that in any real way, it would be tacit approval of it as a legitimate debate, which it isn’t.

So I’m into men now, even though they can be frightening. I want a schedule-keeping, waking-up-early, wallet-carrying, non-Velcro-shoe-wearing man.