I had to learn a skill set. I think I had the materials to be a good comedy writer.

It doesn't help for you to name a character's first name be Mindy and then be like, "I'm nothing like the character."

There are many teenage vampire books you could have purchased instead. I'm grateful you made this choice.

I'm not married, I frequently use my debit card to buy things that cost less than three dollars, and my bedroom is so untidy it looks like vandals ransacked the Anthropologie sale section. I'm kind of a mess.

I’m Adorable. I Look like Keira Knightley Running Errands!

I work so hard and so many hours, and I've done that for years and years and years.

When smart people are nice, it's always terrifying, because I know they're taking in everything and thinking all kinds of smart and potentially judgmental things.