If I’m at a party where I’m not enjoying myself, I will put some cookies in my jacket pocket and leave without saying good-bye.

Don't fall into the trap of thinking about politics in your workplace too much. Just work hard, be cheerful, ignore distractions.

There are many teenage vampire books you could have purchased instead. I'm grateful you made this choice.

Sometimes you just have to put on lip gloss and pretend to be psyched.

I'm a smart enough person to know that I don't want everyone to be cookie-cutter versions of the nine guys who wear Converse sneakers.

It doesn't help for you to name a character's first name be Mindy and then be like, "I'm nothing like the character."

As my mom has said, when one person is unhappy, it usually means two people are unhappy but that one has not come to terms with it yet.