I love telling press the designers I'm wearing, especially if they are emerging. That's exciting to me, supporting talented newcomers.

Another old saying is that revenge is a dish best served cold. But it feels best served piping hot, straight out of the oven of outrage. My opinion? Take care of revenge right away.

Besides, who wants to read about success, anyway? Successful serial murderers, maybe.

People who are good at stand-up, they sort of seem to have to do it. Something within them makes them have to go on the road.

A remarkable thing about me is that the time that elapses between a sad thought and a flood of tears is three or four seconds.

In my mind, the sexiest thing in the world is the feeling that you’re wanted.

There are many teenage vampire books you could have purchased instead. I'm grateful you made this choice.