My version of an Irish exit has an air of deception to it, because it includes my asking loudly, โWhereโs the bathroom?โ and making theatrical looking-around gestures like a lost foreign tourist. But then, instead of finding the bathroom, I sneakily grab my coat and leave.
Mindy KalingElizabeth Kennedy is so chic. Her gowns have such structure, I feel like a work of art.
Mindy KalingFor heavenโs sake, if you donโt know someoneโs name, just pretend you do. Do that thing everyone else does, where you vaguely say, โNice to see you!โ and make weak eye contact.
Mindy KalingThis book will take you two days to read. Did you even see the cover? Itโs mostly pink. If youโre reading this book every night for months, something is not right.
Mindy KalingIn real life, shouldn't a wedding be an awesome party you throw with your great pal, in the presence of a bunch of your other friends? A great day, for sure, but not the beginning and certainly not the end of your friendship with a person you can't wait to talk about gardening with the for the next forty years.
Mindy Kaling