We always think of a diet with a big groan. But I think diets are fun. I think it is an American pastime for a lot of women.

The Tweets that I have written that are most popular are the ones that are the kind of universal girly concerns and observations.

In high school, I had fun in my academic clubs, watching movies with my girlfriends, learning Latin, having long, protracted, unrequited crushes on older guys who didn’t know me, and yes, hanging out with my family. I liked hanging out with my family! Later, when you’re grown up, you realize you never get to hang out with your family. You pretty much have only eighteen years to spend with them full time, and that’s it.

I didn't completely forget how to be nice or feminine because I have a career.

I feel like the high-concept shows that have some kind of gimmick tend not to be the hit classic shows of all time.

I guess nothing puts a damper on a one-night stand as much as your friend pointing out all the opportunities where you might have been killed.

When I was a kid, my parents smartly raised us to keep quiet, be respectful to older people, and generally not question adults all that much. I think that's because they were assuming that 99 percent of the time, we'd be interacting with worthy, smart adults... They didn't ever tell me 'Sometimes you will meet idiots who are technically adults and authority figures. You don't have to do what they say.