Why is everyone trying to tell me that when you get older it gets better?

My whole childhood was like: Work hard, be quiet, respect elderly people, respect your parents, and just be unobtrusive.

I really love "Bridget Jones's Diary" - and I love the book, too. You wonder how it ever got made into a movie. She's supposed to be chubby, and two of the hottest guys ever are straight-up fighting over her?

To have a complete outfit designed, for me, is easier than trying to find pieces that work together.

Of course, everyone wants to be mythologized in a great way.

I would rather have someone read my diary than look at my iPod playlists.

There is a lot of catarsis that passes itself off as art or comedy and I'm kind of critical of that. I think that just because you bare your soul or underwear or private moments it doesn't , or necessarily make for entertainment, or good writing, or funny writing.